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He's always looking for some fun. Too bad it comes at your expense! The Computer Monster waits to find a way into your computer and once he gets in there's no asking him to leave. The little bugger will turn your smooth running machine into his personal playground. His mischief is unmistakable: pop-ups, viruses, email troubles, slow downs, freezes - just about anything he can do to turn your computer into a busted computer. % # and just about every other computer problem you can think of.

Our blue friend is not out to get you, just to have some fun. To the Computer Monster, your hard drive smells like fresh cookies. Can you really blame him?

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He's always looking for some fun. Too bad it comes at your expense! The Computer Monster waits to find a way into your computer and once he gets in, there's no asking him to leave. The little bugger will turn your smooth running machine into his personal playground. His mischief is unmistakable: pop-ups, viruses, email troubles, slow downs, freezes - just about anything he can do to turn your perfectly fine computer into a busted computer. % # and just about every other computer problem you can think of.

The blue troublemaker is out to get you and your computer. To the Computer Monster, your hard drive smells like fresh cookies. Can you really blame him? So the next time your computer acts busted, don't get mad. Get rid of the Computer Monster and get your busted computer fixed!

The Computer Monster - He messes up your computer with pop-ups, spyware, malware, viruses and all kinds of other junk.